What Would Drew Do?
"Okay, Joss, Buffy comes back as a bodiless head in a lab tray! I figure we can stretch the story arc over the first six episodes. Lotsa close-up time, Sarah will love it...!"
"Okay, Joss, this ep deals with Willow and Tara coming to grips with Willow's new powers... we open, they're walking along the river, birds are singing, frogs are croaking ribbit, boom, ribbit, boom..."
Drew Z. Greenberg says to Joss, "What with the move to a new network, we oughtta have a new theme song. Let's go with something peppy and upbeat, something the audience can sing along to. Tell me what you think, J-man." begins his sing
Here's the story of a chosen Slayer [camera on Buffy]
Who was backed up by three very loyal mates. [camera on Willow, Xander, Giles]
All of them fought nasty vamps, like the Master,
Impaled them on their stakes.
Here's the story, of three new Scoobies, [camera on Dawn, Anya, Tara]
One was witch girl, who could conjure up a storm,
There was new sis, giving big sis ulcers,
And demon now reformed.
Till the one day when the Slayer dumped this soldier [camera on Riley]
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That the Scoobs would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Slayers Bunch. [camera on Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Dawn, Anya, Tara, Riley (with a circle over his image with a slash through it), and Spike (in the center)]
The Slayers Bunch,
That's the way we all became the Slayers Bunch.
The Slayers Bunch.
>>>from Ophelia's Twin
"Hey, Joss, remember how good Sarah was at playing the broken Buffybot? Right? Didja Ever See Weekend at Bernie's?..." >>>from Slayerdaddy